I almost forgot...

In other news, Iman has somehow gotten it into her head that my name is Heather.
I'm not sure how or why, especially since I wear 2 different nametags at all times! But she keeps saying hello and goodbye to Heather (me) and I keep forgetting to respond.
Also, it seems she is an artist, currently showing at a private gallery in SoHo (and if that is the case, why the HELL is she an assistant manager at a T.Ho's in Maine?), and she speaks and writes in Arabic (and who among us would be able to tell if she didn't?)
She gets loonier and loonier.